No Legs

badkidsjokes:

what do you call a fish with no legs

a fsh

Do you have a youtube channel?

I do, but it is rather poor I am afraid. Do YOU have a youtube channel anon?

» Asked by Anonymous

goldcherries:

In Victorian times they invented a tea cup to prevent your moustache from getting wet.

(Source: libbywho)

beautilation:

Sir, your lawn’s broken.

(Source: superpunch2)

theanimalblog:

A red squirrel carries its baby in its mouth as it bounds along a fence in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada  Picture: KEN YUEL / CATERS NEWS

chicagojetset:

Celebrity crush: Zooey Deschanel.

chicagojetset:

Celebrity crush: Zooey Deschanel.

No worries, I explained our predicament to our letter carrier. He was sympathetic, his exact words were “Got your back Jack. Bitches be crazy!”

(Source: anthonyedwardstarks)